First, I need someone, anyone to lie and tell me this is as crazy as life gets. I'm exhausted and it's only noon on Saturday. Ben and Sydney are one of Ben's friend's birthday parties down the street. Rylie is asleep on the couch and Scotland is sitting in her bouncy chair happy as clam. (That's how the saying goes, right?) Scottie and I are sitting outside on the front patio, relaxing. This morning we have already had soccer camp for Ben. Sydney's soccer camp. And Ben's t-ball game. And after this birthday party is over we have to run out and get another gift bag for the next birthday party Ben's going to attend in a couple of hours. Last night, we had Sydney's dress rehearsal for her dance recital that is tomorrow afternoon. Shawn and Sydney are in the Daddy Daughter Dance together, as is Shawn's brother and his daughter Langston. It's so cute for them to do that dance ...